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Cotton T-Shirt

Untampered DNA Tee

Untampered DNA Tee

Regular price $25.00 USD
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This heavy cotton t-shirt will serve every villain like the henchman they've always dreamed of, with twill tape in the shoulders for improved durability.

Design Notes

As many of you surely know, some of the most nefarious villains have pushing experimental drugs that alter your D.N.A. Many of those people have been experiencing terrible side effects. So, if you haven't had your DNA altered by the greatest villains of the world today, show others that you've got it where it counts! Thanks to your untampered DNA, you are PRIME BREEDING STOCK!


  • Unisex
  • 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
  • Classic fit
  • Tear-away label

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