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Screwed Up Timeline Premium Tee

Screwed Up Timeline Premium Tee

Regular price $30.00 USD
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The premium tee is a comfortable short-sleeved shirt made from extremely soft, lightweight cotton and engineered to retain its shape and fit better over time.

Design Notes

Ever since 2012, this reality simulation has been a little screwy! Some people are alive again, kids books are spelled wrong, some things magically didn't happen yet many remember it, and most people can't even entertain the idea that a couple timelines may have got smashed together. No need to panic, it happens, and generally we all get something for it! Since we didn't, the Pandas made this shirt to commemorate our collective acknowledgement that reality is a little wonky. Enjoy.


  • 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
  • Retail fit
  • Tear away label
  • Runs true to size

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