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Cotton T-Shirt

Screwed Up Timeline Tee

Screwed Up Timeline Tee

Regular price $25.00 USD
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This heavy cotton t-shirt will serve every villain like the henchman they've always dreamed of, with twill tape in the shoulders for improved durability.

Design Notes

Ever since 2012 when CERN powered up, this reality simulation has been a little screwy! Some people are alive again, kids books are spelled wrong, some things magically didn't happen yet many remember it, and most people can't even entertain the idea that a couple timelines may have got smashed together. As a villain, I understand, it happens, but generally we all get something for it! Since we didn't, the Pandas made this shirt to commemorate our collective acknowledgement that reality is a little wonky. Enjoy.


  • Unisex
  • 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
  • Classic fit
  • Tear-away label

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